Monday May 3, 2010
Hecklers Corner – The Muskrat Edition
Tonight the Padres matchup against the hot Ubaldo Jimenez. Due to his 5-0 start with a no hitter already, this game sure looks bleak for the home town team.
Jimenez seems to be the “real deal” and is an early favorite for the CY Young.
This is a game where hecklers have a little say in the outcome. If you have seats that allow verbal access to the pitcher Jimenez, then you have a prime time opportunity to effect the game.
So get after him!
- Straight in straight out Jimenez. Straight in Straight out.
- 3 balls for a dollar. Yuck yuck yuck yuck.
- When a man gets on base – There he goes!
- Holy Jimenez
Anything to get in his head.
Or just talk about his bizarre 1st name. Ubaldo, Waldo.
Next home stand I will have much, much more for you and my buddy the ‘stache will have his say too.
Aloha – Muskrat